September 2012
August 2012
Word Count: 2,864

AND AS A SPECIAL SIDE NOTE TO MY ASSHOLE WRITING MUSE

first of all, who allowed me on the internet
I didn’t mean to ship it, it just happened.
When I am travelling by train, looking all moody and artistic as I watch the countryside go by, I am in all probability imagining giant robots stomping around the hill tops while Lovecraftian horrors mine up from the Earth’s core. The North Sea under a stormy sky is a dramatic sight in itself, but at least part of me is watching Godzilla wading ashore beneath the lightning.
Somewhere, Rapunzel is dropping Flying Monkeys with her Barrett XM500 as they assault her tower. Somewhere, a blue goblin is comparing mobile ‘phone specifications. Somewhere, Johannes Cabal, a necromancer of some little infamy, is… Oh, hold on. That’s what I’m supposed to be writing at the moment.
” — Jonathan L. HowardWord count: 2,756

Bill Nye says he isn’t attacking religion in his recent video comment on evolution versus creationism.
Known by many people as “Bill Nye the Science Guy” from his popular TV show, Nye’s BigThink.com video called “Creationism is Not Appropriate for Children” says adults who deny evolution and teach a literal biblical view are hurting America’s future.
The video has been viewed more than 1.2 million times in just five days.
On “CBS This Morning,” Nye said, “You can believe what you want religiously. Religion is one thing, but science, provable science is something else. My concern is you don’t want people growing up not believing in radioactivity, not believing in geology and deep time. You don’t want people in the United States growing up without the expectation that we can land spacecraft on Mars. You want people to believe in science, this process, this great idea that humans had to discover more about the universe and our place in it, our place in space. And I really want to emphasize, I’m not attacking anybody’s religion, but science, if you go to a museum and you see fossil dinosaur bones, they came from somewhere, and we have by diligent investigation have determined that the earth is 4.54 billion years old. The sun is a star, like all the other stars you see in the sky, and we are made of the same stuff. This is wonderful! This is fantastic discoveries that fill me with reverence, make me excited.
He continued, “But I encourage everybody who’s a voter this year to evaluate the candidates based on their stand on science. Rick Santorum made a reference to sonograms a few minutes ago. Well, you wouldn’t have sonograms without science, and furthermore, if you ask any physician, they will tell you, he or she will tell you, that science came, the modern medicine largely came from the space program.”
I’m glad someone finally made this post, everyone’s using the teaching science vs. teaching creationism video as an excuse to bash religion in general. That’s taking away from the point of the topic discussed in the video even more, and I’m more than pleased that Bill Nye has pointed this out.
What the hell is with this project it’s so terrible why can’t I stop why is it so easy to write for this!?!?!?!?
Word Count: 2,977

What the fuck is wrong with my fucking muse my muse is a dick that’s what’s going on with my muse.